As a lot of you will know, as I can’t actually eat dairy milk bars, the least I can do is DRESS LIKE ONE.
Yes, in the spirit of my themed outfits series, I decided, today, to dress up as a Cadbury bar. hmmm. I even put a nice ribbon in my hair like what you’d get on a present Milk Tray or something, and wore a shiney dress like a chocolate wrapping *ignores obvious boyish-connotations of unwrapping related innuendo*. Please also take to note purple tights and glitter eyes – full marks for effort, if nothing else.
till next outfit! oh, and p.s. never buy that maybelline stilletto mascara stuff – clumps like rotten milk – see exhibit A above.x